~ don’t ask her to do cyber “naughties” in World of Warcraft from the other room, I assure you she would rather go to dinner and a movie in the real world
~ don’t offer to “fix her hard drive” it’s not a good pick up line, you can do better
~ don’t take her on a Branson private golf trip so you can golf while she works, she wants to pampered not watch you play the back 9 in ugly shorts and funny hats
~ don’t make a mess in the kitchen making her a sweet treat and then leave the mess for her to clean up, all she will see is the huge mess you made in the previously clean kitchen
~ don’t post flash animated fast blinking hearts on her blog *glares at husband* they hurt her migraine prone head
